Finally, a name for my "disease"

Apparently, all I need is a little speed to get over my "Tired Mother Syndrome." 

"She's come to you because she's depressed and tired all the time. She has vague complaints of apathy, listlessness, feeling blue ... prescribe Ritalin. This gentle stimulant can help brighten mood and improve performance ... dispel fatigue ... restore alertness, enthusiasm and drive."

All that from one little pill?! I'll head down to the street corner pharmacy now. 

Ad is from 1967 — 100 percent stolen from here.

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